Share Web 2.0

I want to send an email with a web link to a friend. I want the web link to click itself (open itself) automatically without my friend clicking it. Does anyone know how to do this?

I want to make a post, but I don’t want it to be too long. I would like to be able to make a link where people can click it and it will show them the rest of the post on the same blog. Kind of like Kanye’s blog. I don’t need flash or anything.

How do I stop Myspace and Facebook From showing my email whenever I click on the email box? I don’t like it like this.