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I was born twice.

The first time, a doctor from birth where I pull out, suddenly collapsed,

Shut our eyes and groping a nurse, and my back side …

The second time after I was born, the hospital all of them hiding in the morgue crying, president of pumping himself in his own son, blame their own eyes, money should not be picked up my business … ..

Motherly love is great, she did not find it too me, I raised the adult, but he posted in my face a skull photos, so as to alleviate the psychological pressure. Mask accompanied me to the old.

11 years old, I , classmates are the most important time of curiosity, have desperately wanted to see the mask in the end after what I like to have a nickname bold students take advantage of when I urinate a ripped off my mask, then later, Lee suffered from an abnormal bold students, can not speak, eyes dull, all day long doing nothing in front of the skull of a person killed is not the blink of an eye, a close eye, more than on the tears ….

Chancellor reported to the Department of Education, Department of Education sent to, because all students are transferred, the principal every morning could only eat rice porridge, the teachers wages have not landed two months ….

Education of people see me after the resignation of the Secretary immediately quit the sea, a chain reaction collapse of the country’s educational institutions paralyzed … ..

I walked in the streets, street people more than in the whole group of pigs into me from behind, hastened to me to wear the red flower, the trophy back to me a certificate, write: Pig’s savior, the next Liu Asako blowing the daughter-in-law with him, saying that his face is too Asako nausea, and is an absolute need for off!!! so happened that I went their window, his wife see me, do not speak, and come up with money, insurance Asako the company to the security risk, a pock … 10,000.

Also alerted the United Nations (? Why say it again), Annan could do nothing to require surgery forced me to, but did not succeed, all the plastic surgery after doctors see me cry more than all, nearly half of the doctors into a mental hospital, all the same symptoms , nothing will be said that only one sentence: Need ugly ugly … .. ….

Arafat’s special plane sent to pick me, asked me to stand in front of the Presidential Office in order to resist the Israeli military siege, I went to stop a minute, the Israeli army withdrawal, Sharon was forced to resign, the Palestinian national jubilation, but when Arafat I would like to introduce a national hero when the Palestinian people throughout the country can not find a ….

A writer to find me, tearful: I , the biggest dream is to get a Nobel Prize for literature, but now the players too much … I have a trick, as long as I can in front of you to write a book, I will certainly be able to Winners!!!

I do not believe, and he told me to be a week, to write a word as long as five novels , as a result, even the Nobel Prize in Medicine was also that he had taken … ..

Nobel headquarters announced that the world if I can find to describe the face of text, will be able to get prize for literature, as a result, all the writers are diverted to buy pork, and the Nobel Prize for Literature … disappear.

National Football special trick me into the team, would like to take this really out of Asia, in the World Cup, the Chinese team did not lose a goal, every game is a game 12:0, one a ball, on opening on the lawn picnic, and I in the ball in front of a BBQ, all the other players, including goalkeeper spit in the halo, you need something to even the red card referee does not have to discuss it.

Of course, our team members has also been a gradual process of training of the devil, look at my pictures, and then looked at me photos dinner, and then play ….

World Cup from a permanent stay in China, foreign media comments I was the embodiment of the devil.

World Championship start lying, the skiers race colored tempest an epoch-making I took to Taiwan, saying only that the words of a champion on and permanent retention of title, and I said: I do not ugly … ..

I cry at night, at the moon, in a low voice asked: I look it? Moon on a white object falling softly, I picked up to have a look, is a small was rabbit … ..

Call me at the sky: Ah God, I am the ugliest horse ?????

All of a sudden torrential downpour the sky, landed in my body, I touched an even vomit all … …

I am far away from the earth, came to the ancient castle, I asked the Mirror: Mirror Mirror, in this world who is the most ugly, Mirror tears, suicide broken … ..

Days can not be me, and also why I ?????

I hatred, and eventually dies, who knows, under the amnesty, let me back to earth … ..

So I wander in the world, , Internet play, I would like to chat, so I apply for QQ number, who knows … …. System Tip: Because you (please forgive me, I is not high literature, can only be interpreted to in this way) the Company will not provide the number of dead to you ….

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